10 Sleazy Pick-Up Lines We Hope You Never Have To Hear
We’ve all been there and felt the disappointment when a hot guy came up to us with a real tacky, sleazy pick-up line. We’ve already told you about a few pick-up lines we love to hate; we now bring you 10 sleazy pick-up lines we hope you never have to hear.
1) “Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.”
2) “Hey, I heard your ankles are having a party. Wanna invite your pants down?”
3) “Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
4) “I could have called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you are a slut instead.”
5) “The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word.”
6) “Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?”
7) “If you were a homework, I’d do you on a table.”
8) “You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!”
9) “Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.”
10) “I’m not saying you’re a dog or anything, but do you want a bone?”
Ugh, we know you’re as disgusted as we are. Just remember to keep that sandal handy when you do encounter one of these.
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