What NOT to name your baby: The Weirdest Celebrity Baby Names
Unless you have been living under a rock for the past few weeks, you would know what Kim Kardashian and Kayne West have named their first baby: “North West”. Celebs seem to think that they don’t get enough attention. Hence they pop out a baby and name them something dumb. Here are some of the weirdest celebrity baby names around.
Apple : Maybe Actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay front man Chris Martin couldn’t decide on a name and so they named their baby girl the first thing they saw in the room.
Blanket: Speaking of naming babies after the first thing you see in your room, the eccentric musician Michael Jackson’s second son, Prince II a.k.a Blanket could not be left behind. High School will be tough for that kid.
Kyd: Speaking of Kid, how do you know that your parents don’t care enough about you? Maybe when they name you something like David Duchovny and Tea Leoni’s son. That’s it. I am naming my first child Rhettard.
Zeke Zidane and Zene Zoe: Arshad Warsi and VJ-wife Maria Goretti seem to be big fans of alliteration or tongue twisters. I bet you can’t say Zeke Zidane Zene Zoe five times in a row.
Tu Morrow: Actor Rob Morrow’s daughter was born to be a procrastinator.
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone’s son, who died last year was named Sage Moonblood Stallone. As bizarre as this name is, we will let this one slide because Moonblood was his middle name. And because it’s Sly Stallone.
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee’s son is named after a song by the band Grandaddy called ‘He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot’. Little Pilot must be proud. Or Not.
Kal-El: Nicolas Cage, being a celeb doesn’t give you super powers. Can you imagine how bummed little Kal-El will be when he realises he doesn’t have any?
Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin: Frank Zappa is a quirky soul. And his children Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin have to bear the brunt of these embarrassing names.
Diva, Anya and Tzar: Director-choreographer Farah Khan went all out in naming her triplets. There is the Russian royal title for the son– Tzar, a glamorous name for daughter no.1 – Diva and a normal name for daughter no.2 – Anya. Wonder why the preferential treatment for Anya.