What NOT to name your baby: The Weirdest Celebrity Baby Names

Unless you have been living under a rock for the past few weeks, you would know what Kim Kardashian and Kayne West have named their first baby: “North West”. Celebs seem to think that they don’t get enough attention. Hence they pop out a baby and name them something dumb. Here are some of the weirdest celebrity baby names around.

Apple :  Maybe Actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay front man Chris Martin couldn’t decide on a name and so they named their baby girl the first thing they saw in the room.

Apple with Gwyneth Paltrow

Apple with Gwyneth Paltrow

Blanket: Speaking of naming babies after the first thing you see in your room, the eccentric musician Michael Jackson’s second son, Prince II a.k.a Blanket could not be left behind. High School will be tough for that kid.

Michael Jackson's son Blanket

Michael Jackson’s son Blanket

Kyd: Speaking of Kid, how do you know that your parents don’t care enough about you? Maybe when they name you something like David Duchovny and Tea Leoni’s son. That’s it. I am naming my first child Rhettard.

Kyd with David Duchovny

Kyd with David Duchovny

Zeke Zidane and Zene Zoe: Arshad Warsi and VJ-wife Maria Goretti seem to be big fans of alliteration or tongue twisters. I bet you can’t say Zeke Zidane Zene Zoe five times in a row.

Zeke Zidane and Zene Zoe with Arshad Warsi  Maria Goretti

Zeke Zidane and Zene Zoe with Arshad Warsi Maria Goretti

Tu Morrow: Actor Rob Morrow’s daughter was born to be a procrastinator.

 Rob Morrow with Tu morrow

Rob Morrow with Tu morrow

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone’s son, who died last year was named Sage Moonblood Stallone. As bizarre as this name is, we will let this one slide because Moonblood was his middle name. And because it’s Sly Stallone.

Sage Moonblood

Sage Moonblood

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee’s son is named after a song by the band Grandaddy called ‘He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot’. Little Pilot must be proud. Or Not.

Jason Lee with Pilot Inkspetor

Jason Lee with Pilot Inspektor

Kal-El: Nicolas Cage, being a celeb doesn’t give you super powers. Can you imagine how bummed little Kal-El will be when he realises he doesn’t have any?

Nicolas Cage with Kal-El

Nicolas Cage with Kal-El

Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin: Frank Zappa is a quirky soul.  And his children Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin have to bear the brunt of these embarrassing names.

Frank Zappa

Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin

Diva, Anya and Tzar: Director-choreographer Farah Khan went all out in naming her triplets. There is the Russian royal title for the son– Tzar, a glamorous name for daughter no.1 – Diva and a normal name for daughter no.2 – Anya. Wonder why the preferential treatment for Anya.

Farah Khan with triplets

Farah Khan with triplets

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www.telegraph.co.uk 
www.handbag.com
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